24/08/06

: lousy? come on! u are cuter den u think u are

me? cuter than i think i am!?
(HEE! see that cheeky smile on my face.)

ah well... i somehow am lousy la... haha... maybe i need to read up on COURTING GIRLS 101 HA!

okok, tt's not the point. the right one will come in time to come. haha... i'm not worrying now. except, it's truly much better to face the world with someone else u know u can count on! =D

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ok, so much for COURTING GIRLS 101.

check this out!

TO SLEEP

AND

NOT GET CAUGHT BY TEACHER

101

this is a documentary done by gabriel low from 04S3. he has braved through much scolding (from his friends), risking getting his hp confiscated just to bring u this guide on sleeping in school. haha...

LESSON 1:

sleeping during lecture is the best as the crowd covers u up.

for lay kuen's sake, i cleared her pics, but ah wei! hahaha!!he wouldn't mind right! =P

now you're gonna die!!!"

LESSON 2:

this is the ninja's sneaky technique of pretending to be reading but in actual fact, they are sleeping. it's to catch their teachers off guard.

ninjas are also trained in tactical warfare, they are taught that "the safest place are the most dangerous ones."

so they sleep right in front of the teacher and not get caught!


and when u combine em both, they become a formidable weapon against the teacher! =DD

ok, i think i should have censored the teacher's face, but well. this entry is about students sleeping, not the teacher. i do not blame the teacher, cos the students, they are just too good!

LIFE SAVING LESSON IF U EVER DECIDE TO USE THESE TECHNIQUES!

LESSON 3:

IF IN AN EVENT U GET CAUGHT! (by ur teacher, or worse, the principal!)

1. and u wake up saying "WHAT!?"

ur friends are all in shock and u turn and realised that it's u teacher/principal, then u do a quick reply:

"the measurement of power! AH! i finally remember the SI unit for watts!!!"

then look at him/her and and smile.

2. u panic!

keep ur head down, calm down, and then give a loud "AMEN!"

sit back, and REALLY BEGIN TO PRAY REAL HARD! hope ur teacher falls for it and walks away, or if she knows that u faked it, PRAY HARD that she finds it funny! hahaha....

ok! so that's all for sleeping 101.